SCHOOL

Haha... xD lol school rocks...blog's dead WOOOO! :D

Wake up in the morning feeling like P Diddy
(Hey, what up girl?)Put my glasses on, Im out the door - Im gonna hit this city (Lets go)
Before I leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack
Cause when I leave for the night, I aint coming back
Im talking - pedicure on our toes, toes
Trying on all our clothes, clothes
Boys blowing up our phones, phones
Drop-toping, playing our favorite cds
Pulling up to the parties
Trying to get a little bit tipsy

[CHORUS]
Dont stop, make it popDJ, blow my speakers upTonight,
Imma fightTil we see the sunlight
Tick tock, on the click
But the party dont stop
Woah-oh oh oh
Woah-oh oh oh

[Chorus]
Aint got a care in world, but got plenty of beer
Aint got no money in my pocket, but Im already here
Now, the dudes are lining up cause they hear we got swagger
But we kick em to the curb unless they look like Mick Jagger
Im talking about - everybody getting crunk, crunk
Boys trying to touch my junk, junk
Gonna smack him if he getting too drunk, drunk
Now, now - we goin til they kick us out, out
Or the police shut us down, downPolice shut us down, down
Po-po shut us -
[Chorus] x 2

DJ, you build me up
You break me down
My heart, it pounds
Yeah, you got me
With my hands up
You got me now
You gotta that sound
Yea, you got me
DJ, you build me up
You break me down
My heart, it pounds
Yeah, you got me
With my hands up
Get your hands up
Put your hands up
No, the party dont stop until I walk in...hmm

FRIENDS - requested by a friend...

F-Fun

R-Restless

I-Irreplaceable

E-Exotic

N-Nice

D-They make me :D

S-Superb

Wonderful people-Gotta appreciate them, It's not like you can find them anywhere and everywhere...

Credits to a good friend, Chloe.. :D

[[currently unavailable]]

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Final Term Exam...so far so crappy

Forgotten a lot of important things...formulas, instructions etcetc -.- darns

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WELL THAT'S JUST TOO BAD... D:

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Anyways, lately I've been addicted to CHOWDER..

i'm still super childish.. O.O weekdays, 10.50-11.00pm on cartoon network xD

haha..I hate EXAMS, actually is just the part where your parents nag/scold you and ask you to study very very hard and all... bleh, They know that I know that I know what I'm suppose to do and of course try our best to get a big fat juicy 'A' and they seem to not understand- "I've tried my best already, at least I got a B..." It's not that easy okay, esp. for people like me, a slow learner and all -.-

That's all...people getting angry already *blueks*

WILL UPDATE SOON...oh btw, heard that the classes are going to be reshuffled..two words "oh damn" ...I just wanna stay in 2B, I do mind some people going and I do mind some people coming...where's the original class unique-ness now???

Funiversity..

Should I do a 2B ORIGINS..?? Like how Eve does it?? haha
2B Origins : Malcolm Wong....lol lol lol

Anyway, I did my oral [long long time ago], did a lot of testssss -.- wasting paper!!
Oh so curly!! CURLY CURLY CURLY!! *winks

Softball so fun xD only when you're the ppl who catches the ball...run run jump jump grab grab ha ha he he lol lol throw throw woo woo !!!!!!

ok ok single lady-oliver found his gay voice-Welton loves telling story [man without dick dick without man]-OLVEIR OLIVER OLVIER OLIVERI got konflik dalaman...sobs sobs..





Will post soon...perhaps tomorrow or later...

JORDAN GONNA GET TAPED AND GETS A SIGNBOARD!!!
He deserves it...you know how happy I am?! Do you really know how happy I am?!!!! haha!!!
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_wowsers i just messed up my trousers_

KATANASAI!

Ariel Tweto... GMO
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Salutes to all ... who did so well in the Eng. Oral today....
Sadly,I wasn't any of those- YOU KNOW HOW SCARY IT IS?!
Very Stressful you know...for ppl like me of course, I mean-wow! It's really that hard with 60+ eyeballs looking at you!!! SWT LIKE WHAT MANS -.-

Ok Ok..I'm giving in- Public speaking/Talking in front of crowds isnt my thing...although I still have to do it to ensure my success in my "education career" and so on..BLEH stress you know..i'm jealous of ppl like OLIVER, ANDREA, NATHAN etcetcetc..
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I SUCK IN THIS!

Tryingnottokillthisblog///

Been some time since I posted etcetc.... xD

Well...many shits and sweets have come along since...
Anyways, the thing is..I'm still livin' wtf??

It's been a rather long long august and september is about to end...
Anyways, I'm prepared.. wtf??

OKay... If I hear one more complain from any of the teachers abt you and your foul languauge, I'm going to tape your mouth and make you stand outside of the class... xD Haha!!!



Jordan...no one is going to vote for you as president, bcoz your rep. so DISGUSTING!
Go molest your dad..not US!
Go swear at you mum..not US!
Go get piss and scream at your grandma..not US!
Go get funny/cool somewhere else..not with US!


There..I said it. TEEHEE!

Dammit....

Life's so blehh....
Pathetic ppl.......fck you

Anyways, this week sucks besides Tuesday.laugh laugh laugh.


I Wanna - All American Rejects. <<< AWESOME SONG!

So bored now...gahh!!!!

The Right Way To Answer Back A Teacher...perhaps xP

INTERESTING CONVERSATION

An Atheist Professor of Philosophy was speaking to his Class on the Problem Science has

With GOD , the ALMIGHTY. He asked one of his New Christian Students to stand and . . .

Professor : You are a Christian, aren't you, son ?

Student : Yes, sir.

Professor : So, you Believe in GOD ?

Student : Absolutely, sir.

Professor : Is GOD Good ?

Student : Sure. Professor : Is GOD ALL - POWERFUL ?

Student : Yes.

Professor : My Brother died of Cancer even though he Prayed to GOD to Heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But GOD didn't. How is this GOD good then? Hmm?

(Student was silent )

Professor : ; You can't answer, can you ? Let's start again, Young Fella. Is GOD Good?

Student : Yes.

Professor : Is Satan good ?

Student : No.

Professor : Where does Satan come from ?

Student : From . . . GOD . . .

Professor : That's right. Tell me son, is there evil in this World?

Student : Yes.

Professor : Evil is everywhere, isn't it ? And GOD did make everything. Correct?

Student : Yes.

Professor : So who created evil ?

(Student did not answer)

Professor : Is there Sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? ; All these terrible things exist in the World, don't they?

Student : Yes, sir. Professor : So, who Created them ?

(Student had no answer)

Professor : Science says you have 5 Senses you use to Identify and Observe the World around you. Tell me, son . . . Have you ever Seen GOD?

Student : No, sir.

Professor : Tell us if you have ever Heard your GOD?

Student : No , sir.

Professor : Have you ever Felt your GOD , Tasted your GOD , Smelt your GOD ? Have you ever had any Sensory Perception of GOD for that matter?

Student : No, sir. I'm afraid I haven't.

Professor : Yet you still Believe in HIM?

Student : Yes.

Professor : According to Empirical, Testable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says your GOD doesn't exist. What do you say to that, son?

Student : Nothing. I only have my Faith.

Professor : Yes, Faith. And that is the Problem Science has.

Student : Professor, is there such a thing as Heat?

Professor : Yes.

Student : And is there such a thing as Cold?

Professor : Yes.

Student : No, sir. There isn't..

(The Lecture Theatre became very quiet with this turn of events )

Student : Sir, you can have Lots of Heat, even More Heat, Superheat, Mega Heat, White Heat, a Little Heat or No Heat. But we don't have anything called Cold. We can hit 458 Degrees below Zero which is No Heat, but we can't go any further after that. There is no such thing as Cold. Cold is only a Word we use to describe the Absence of Heat. We cannot Measure Cold. Heat is Energy. Cold is Not the Opposite of Heat, sir, just the Absence of it.

(There was Pin-Drop Silence in the Lecture Theatre )

Student : What about Darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as Darkness?

Professor : Yes. What is Night if there isn't Darkness?

Student : You're wrong again, sir. Darkness is the Absence of Something You can have Low Light, Normal Light, Bright Light, Flashing Light . . . But if you have No Light constantly, you have nothing and its called Darkness, isn't it? In reality, Darkness isn't. If it is, were you would be able to make Darkness Darker, wouldn't you?

Professor : So what is the point you are making, Young Man ?

Student : Sir, my point is your Philosophical Premise is flawed.

Professor : Flawed ? Can you explain how?

Student : Sir, you are working on the Premise of Duality. You argue there is Life and then there is Death, a Good GOD and a Bad GOD. You are viewing the Concept of GOD as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, Science can't even explain a Thought. It uses Electricity and Magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view Death as the Opposite of Life is to be ignorant of the fact that Death cannot exist as a Substantive Thing. Death is Not the Opposite of Life: just the Absence of it Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your Students that they evolved from a Monkey?

Professor : If you are referring to the Natural Evolutionary Process, yes, of course, I do. Student : Have you ever observed Evolution with your own eyes, sir?

(The Professor shook his head with a Smile, beginning to realize where the Argument was going )

Student : Since no one has ever observed the Process of Evolution at work and Cannot even prove that this Process is an On-Going Endeavor, Are you not teaching your Opinion, sir? Are you not a Scientist but a Preacher?

(The Class was in Uproar )

Student : Is there anyone in the Class who has ever seen the Professor's Brain?

(The Class broke out into Laughter )

Student : Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor's Brain, Felt it, touched or Smelt it? . . . No one appears to have done so. So, according to the Established Rules of Empirical, Stable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that You have No Brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then Trust your Lectures, sir?

(The Room was Silent. The Professor stared at the Student, his face unfathomable)

Professor : I guess you'll have to take them on Faith, son.

Student : That is it sir . . . Exactly ! The Link between Man & GOD is FAITH. That is all that Keeps Things Alive and Moving.

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That student was Albert Einstein.

so yeah...have faith... chillax?!

yes....this in Genting.some unknowns took this awesome pic.

craps...couldnt find the other fun fun pics... -.-

SLEEPING IS GOOD

Eh...exam's how?

well...for me its okay.
I improved I think...well I did...I think.eg sej,bm,sci,geo,eng etcetc.
Anyways...yeah mr wong did zigzag...
wtf? yes...very I mean, not "common sensical" if there is such word..
but thats his damn problem [yeah] ...

going to KL...gonna be boring! BORING! oh horrible man horrible...
like follow my mum around shopping malls, helping her carry her bags and
take care of some animal...err, mum, WHAT'S THE POINT?

So yeah...this is crapish...
CRAPISHH!!!

haha! orange juice. hopefully i can get a video for every coaster I sit on. WOOOOOOOOOOOOO! HAHAHA! HAHEHAHEHAHE!
wallahwallahdong!
oh lollies...I'm so bored. facebook's almost boring.
oo...football today.rather fun.haha...got bitten by sandflies..
wow... damned. Bored... at least its colourful [as in the blog]

I find this MJ song nice.touching.cool.beautiful.awesome.magic.

Hold me like the River Jordan
And I will then say to thee
You are my friend
Carry me like you are my brother
Love me like a mother
Will you be there?
When weary tell me will you hold me?
When wrong, will you scold me?
When lost will you find me?
But they told me a man should be faithful
And walk when not able
And fight till the end
But Im only human
Everyones trying to control me
Seems that the worlds got a role for me
Im so confusedWill you show to me
You'll be there for me
And care enough to bear me?
Hold me, show me
Lay your head lowly
Gently and boldly
Carry me there
I'm only human
Carry, carry
Carry me boldly
Gently and slowly
Carry me there
I'm only human
Knead me
Love me and feed me
Kiss me and free me
And I will feel blessed
Lonely
When Im cold and lonely
And needing you only
Will you still care?
Will you be there?
Save me
Heal me and bathe me
Softly you say to me
I will be there
But will you be there?
Hold meHug me and shield me
Touch me and heal meI know you care
But will you be there?
Lonely
When Im cold and lonely
(I get lonely sometimes, I get lonely)
And needing you only
Will you still care?
Will you be there?
Carry
Carry me boldly
Gently and slowly
Carry me there
Knead me
Love me and feed me
Kiss me and free me
And I will feel blessed
Call meSave me and face me
Bless me and say to meI will be thereI know you care
Save me
Heal me and bathe me
Softly you say to meI will be there
But will you be there?
Feed me
Feed me and soothe me
When Im lonely and hungry
Will you still share?
Will you still care?
Nurse me
Soothe me, dont leave me
When Im hurting and bleeding
Bruised and bare
Will you still care?
Kiss me
Face me and kiss me
And when my heart is breaking
Will you still care?
Will you be here?
Lift meLift me up carefullyIm weary and falling
I know youre there
But do you still care?

anyways...thats all for now.
cheers to all and bla bla bla bla

MALUNA.TUMBLR.COM

Probably One of The Longest Post...

Warning!Warning!Warning!Warning!
Following post contain vulgar and uncivilize words and phrases.So I'll kindly ask you to ignore it and have a great day ahead of you.


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So yeah...before I go for my super enjoyable awesome vacation of the month at the study room/library..filled with stacks of my notes,my crap,my food and drinks,my papers,my books and my etcetc... I would like to post a long post so long its longer that your toilet roll wtf?..so yeah.Let the scrolling begin!
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> Thoughts from A Real Man's heart > >

Man=Sad yet WOOHOO!

Woman=very much the same as the men just blehh man...

Thought 1>

When we are born, our mothers get the compliments and the
flowers.When we are married, our brides get the presents

and the publicity.

When we die, our widows get the life insurance.

What do women want to be liberated from? pfft..no offense
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Thought 2>

The average man's life consists of:

Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going,

The next forty years or more of having his wife ask the same question;
and at the end, the mourners wondering too where he is going.>

> > Thought 3> I miss you!

Everyone in the wedding ceremony was watching the radiant
bride as her father escorted her down the aisle to give

away to the groom..... They reached the altar and the

waiting groom; the bride kissed her father and

placed something in his hand. Everyone in the room was

wondering what was given to the father by the bride.

The father could feel the suspense in the air and all eyes
were on him to divulge the secret and say something. So he

announced :

'Ladies and Gentlemen. Today is the luckiest day of

my life ...' Then he raised his hands with what his

daughter gave him and continued, 'My daughter
finally, finally returned my Credit Card to me.'

The whole audience including the priest started laughing .

... But not the poor Groom ! ! !

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And now the Best one. . . . .or the Best I could find/afford. xD

Thought 4> I love You!

A Man was walking down a street when he heard a voice from

behind, 'If you take one more step, a brick will

fall down on your head and kill you.'

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The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of

him. The man was astonished. He went on, and after a

while he was going to cross the road. Once again the voice

shouted, 'Stop ! Stand still ! If you take

one more step a car will run over you, and you will die.'>

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The man did as he was instructed, just as a car came

careening around the corner, barely missing him. The
man asked. 'Who are you?'

'I am your guardian angel,' the voice answered.'Oh, yeah?' the man said 'And where the Hell were you when I got married?'

So yeah...thats what you get, dudes...lets be bachelor for life!

haha...

next sub-post!

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so er...NEXT, watch MadTV Oprah...on youtube.

NEXT!

Meet CURRAN CHAI!!!!(if you know who he is) Just kidding.These are homeless homies who wants $$$

[Below] Need Money To Get Drunk So That 2 Women Can Take Me Home And Molest ME!

Donations Accepted At whoyourdaddy.com/spankmeharder....

smartass...their research is drunk can they get.Damn man...smart.I could never think of such reasons...Seems like some epic movie he's going through...

The next one is about a bird and another bird.

Hopefully you don't cry or whatever...don't cry

The husband is by his dying wife which unfortunately got knock by a car and is seriously injured.

He's trying to protect his wife from whatever is coming risking his life for her...see so keng mans..............................................Even give her food...sobs /.\

Sadly she died..sobs..

the husband tries to wake her up even though he should know she's already dead.

Haiz...sadlah.Finally just keeps quiet and still.
He just lost his beloved..are you crying? o.o I'm tear.. T.T

SO YEAH...I HOPE YOU ENJOYED THIS POST.
WILL POST SOON AFTER I FIGHT THE TSUNAMI OF EXAMINATION.
Cheers.

Cracking Ponies.. o.o

SMILES<>

Expecting something hidden within this post? haha...

I'm seriously bored right now.

Exams...comes like tsunami of revision and all

Oh wells, oh haha.Schooling is much fun knw because we LAUGH alot, at our stupidity eg. mushroom and dicks...tube and stomach...3x Enson... new :B ...yo momma stuffs...gynastics *ahemcoughslaughs*...facial BO and lots and lots of other funny things [if you know what it all mean which means probably Shawn, Erika, Nathan, Welton, Malcolm] xD

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oh by the way...got new KH Teacher!!! MR. SIM! great person... *big big applause* woo!

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PJK so funny...Isaiah Flys Ass First, Malcolm Fly Head First,I Was Afraid [at least I succeeded in the end] and some ppl HAHA omg... *piak bamm boom* if any of you who thinks you're the some ppl, please don't be angry and all...Its sports, at least you enjoyed yourself. D A I L Y ! ! ! !

Oh funny moments...great, although its kinda insulting :(

gtg for now...I don't think I'll be blogging for the moment so yeah...BUH BYE!

Waves of Fun...

This pictures are taken by pro surfer, Clark Little. in HAWAII

These images are simply AWESOME...You don't get to see this everyday you know...come to my blog more often!

See the glint of sunset in the waves...Magical

See the sand and the waves...Magnificient

You see how this wave seems to "melt"

-Liquid Gold

Ooo..this is one is big.I want to hug it!!!

listen to waves crashing...It calms your mind..I do it everytime I'm online.

Missing her lots!

Life's Good

This is something we should all read at least once a week!Written By Regina Brett, 90 years old, of The Plain Dealer, Cleveland , Ohio

"To celebrate growing older, I once wrote the 45 lessons life taught me. It is the most-requested column I've ever written."
My odometer rolled over to 90 in August, so here is the column once more: Anne!



1. Life isn't fair, but it's still good.
2. When in doubt, just take the next small step.
3. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone.
4. Your job won't take care of you when you are sick. Your friends and parents will. Stay in touch.
5. Pay off your credit cards every month.
6. You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagree. -Yeah Mal, don't need to agree with yourself always...
7. Cry with someone. It's more healing than crying alone.
8. It's OK to get angry with God. He can take it.
9. Save for retirement starting with your first paycheck.
10. When it comes to chocolate, resistance is futile.
11. Make peace with your past so it won't screw up the present.
12. It's OK to let your children see you cry.
13. Don't compare your life to others. You have no idea what their journey is all about.
14. If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it.
15. Everything can change in the blink of an eye. But don't worry; God never blinks.
16. Take a deep breath. It calms the mind.
17. Get rid of anything that isn't useful, beautiful or joyful.
18. Whatever doesn't kill you really does make you stronger.
19. It's never too late to have a happy childhood. But the second one is up to you and no one else.
20. When it comes to going after what you love in life, don't take no for an answer.
21. Burn the candles, use the nice sheets, wear the fancy lingerie. Don't save it for a special occasion. Today is special.
22. Over prepare, then go with the flow.
23. Be eccentric now. Don't wait for old age to wear purple.
24. The most important sex organ is the brain.
25. No one is in charge of your happiness but you.
26. Frame every so-called disaster with these words 'In five years, will this matter?'
27. Always choose life.
28. Forgive everyone everything.
29. What other people think of you is none of your business.
30. Time heals almost everything. Give time time.
31. However good or bad a situation is, it will change.
32. Don't take yourself so seriously. No one else does.
33. Believe in miracles.
34. God loves you because of who God is, not because of anything you did or didn't do.
35. Don't audit life. Show up and make the most of it now.
36. Growing old beats the alternative -- dying young.
37. Your children get only one childhood.
38. All that truly matters in the end is that you loved.
39. Get outside every day. Miracles are waiting everywhere..
40. If we all threw our problems in a pile and saw everyone else's,we'd grab ours back.
41. Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need. [blehh..]
42. The best is yet to come.
43. No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up.
44. Yield.
45. Life isn't tied with a bow, but it's still a gift."

So yeah...Copy and Print it and Stick it by your bed...Read it every morning and etcetc.

Kuching Is Boring...

Anne iLY!

Boredoms...

About the title, yeah it's quite true...

How to promote "Visit Malaysia" in Sarawak? haiya....sad la.

I meant look around..no offense, Kuching is BORING!

It's not that we're boring people,it's just there's no place to have fun..other than shopping, watching movies @ cinema,bowling,futsal etcetc.

Something like an ICE SKATING RING will at least brighten our days...

SNOWLAND?PROPER THEME PARK? anyone???

post more about this sometime soon...

ANNE!!!!

by the way, Happy Birthday Megan!

Free,Durable,Disposable Swimsuit!!!

Woots!

Si beh cool man...

I mean like we spend at least $50 ++ to get one...

AND THEY GET IT FOR FREE MAN!! custom made again...

[forget the bulge at you know where (DONT GET TOO HORNY)]

eNJOY! cHEERS!!!

"UPDATED"

Yeah...I just updated-ed....happy now MALCOLM "MAGIC WOLVERINE" WONG?! haha xD
haha..the afternoons so tiring nowadays but the mornings and nights are fun!

School and more.

I still hadn't finish my holiday work yet...well, almost.

Salinan is awful...really really awful! its very very annoying. [no offense Cikgu Joey]

[it kills!]

well....we had Bm extraclass from 8-10am, walk around till 10.10 and go home.

haha...overall a 9/10 for the extraclass. woo!!

The School Changes all the doors, *sigh?* from "super cool", grey and it became

BIGGER, THICKER, CRAPPY BROWN and more macho I guess

from grey chao ah gua to

BROWN SUPERMAN? haha..

It has been an awesome and great 4-5 days and counting...as some/most of you should know.

For those who don't, thats just too bad for you.

Smiles&Laughs... [ haha :]

I LOVE HER LOTS!She's nice,adorable,loving and so much more!!

So wow!!I love her lots! <3>

haiz... After hols, straightaway got Uji Diri again.WAKAO!

Haha...gonna see Cikgu Chong Chiao Li again...kinda miss her though, her stare..haha

ooo scary...

titleless II

hi...once again, darn the hols!!!



Any benefit??..I guess so.



1 -get myself totally freaked out in two separate incident..bcoz of SOME PEOPLE!

[ darn those ppl, you know who you are!]



2 -get high/hyper all by myself. something is wrong with me nowadays...too lonely?





3 -stressless, besides the FREAKED OUT SITUATION. darn you all!





5 -I think you didn't notice I skipped 4...haha. If you did notice, good for you! [not!!!!]



Thats all...the movie Ong Bak 2 is nice..wicked!!



Homework...haha. I left the Uji Diri paper in school. [haiz] I took the wrong paper back...of courselah, on Fri everyone rush back home and all...I did the same.



Sat 6 JunenuJ 2009002....

wentnew tot HotoH SpringnirpS nearaen [stupidity and boredom at work.] Serian.

Very nice..like a sauna.Ask Liz...she went there before.

the we makan then take 2hrs [It totally sucks sitting in the car with old ppl and with no music...just total silent.so sien =.=] to go reach KCH..then have to wait for some people and sent them home.Surprisingly, we reached home at 1130am.

And later that day...I got bullied/freaked out again thanks to Jeremy. [the super awesome crank sexy cousin of mine]





Hi, I'm bored once more.

titleless...

My oh my....wow!

Susan, Susan, Susan...awww don't cry. So pathetic....

The woman who took the world by storm, she's the one and only Susan Boyle!!! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

She's an amazing singer but [too bad] she lost...

No offense to fans of SBoyle,even if she won the Brits Got Talents, she'll soon be a nobody, let's say in 1year time..

Haha...I'm so bad..etcetc..

Well all the best for her...Hopefully she doesn't take the loss too seriously and live a happy life in her peaceful town back in Scotland...

[ About the picture, read disclaimer]

Random Question=Ever thought of being fat than dieting?

hermm...Through out history, there have been many many fat asses who are rich,powerful,etcetc...but sadly, they mostly ain't sexy.haha oh geez...it's so boring. sSo why not stay fat/get fat then waste all your time going to gym etcetc...afterall, you'll just get heart attack and blablablablablablablablabla...




How'a the hols goin? Anyways..back to the topic.




Here are some people who are famous and FAT! [photoshopped=fake.So, er, don't get too horny abt it cause I know it's sexy!]

Britney Spears!WOOO! Feed me baby one more time!

Tom Cruise

Oh wow...haha..the swine flu will now be called wines flu haha.Well it sounds nicer and less scary...more stupid too I guess... ah lalala...I want Pizza Hut!

Copy, Paste, Worry!

Swine Flu The World Health Organization (WHO) has issued an alert on the outbreak of human swine influenza that has claimed 81 lives in Mexico. Swine Influenza (swine flu) is a respiratory disease of pigs caused by Type A influenza virus. Although the swine flu does not usually affect humans, there had been cases of human infections with swine flu and human-to-human transmission has been reported. A number of confirmed human cases infected with the new strain of swine influenza A (H1N1) virus have been identified. Many countries around the world are responding to contain the spread of infection and are monitoring the situation closely. Causes Human infection with flu viruses from pigs are most likely to occur when people are in close proximity to infected pigs. Human-to-human transmission of swine flu can also occur. The spread of swine flu is believed to be the same way as how seasonal flu spreads. Most common transmission of person to person infection is through coughing or sneezing of persons with influenza. Swine flu infection is contagious. People with infection may be able to spread the flu virus a day before the symptoms appear and up to a week following the onset of illness. Signs & symptoms Just like the seasonal flu, swine flu infection in humans can vary in severity from mild to severe. Signs and symptoms of swine flu may include the following:

High fever
Cough
Muscle pains
Sore throat
Fatigue or tiredness
Headache
Nausea
Vomiting or diarrhoea

See your family doctor if you have any of the above symptons. Seek immediate medical attention if you experience the following warning signs:

Breathing difficulty
Confusion
Persistent vomiting
Sudden dizziness

Complications Swine flu infection can be serious and life threatening. Deaths from pneumonia and respiratory failure have been reported with severe swine flu infection. Treatment There are antiviral medications available to treat and/or prevent swine flu infection. Anti-viral medications such as oseltamivir or zanamivir fight against the influenza viruses from reproducing in the body. These medications, when taken early in the course of infection (within 2 days of the appearance of symptoms) may:
reduce the severity of the infection with faster recovery from the illness.
prevent serious flu complications. Prevention One of the ways to protect against swine flu infection is to prevent its spread. Since the illness occurs through direct contact with infectious material and respiratory secretions, it is important to practise good personal hygiene.

Take these everyday steps to protect your health:
1. Cover Your Nose and Mouth-with a tissue when you cough or sneeze and dispose the tissue properly in the trash after use.

2. Wash Your Hands Regularly-and thoroughly with soap and water. Before and after preparing food.After going to the toilet.Before and after eating.After blowing your nose
-After using your hand when coughing or sneezing

3. Contain the Spread of Flu-Use a serving spoon when sharing food from a common dish.
Do not share personal items such as toothbrushes and towels.
-Avoid touching your eyes, nose or mouth.
-If you are sick, avoid crowded areas and wear mask.
-Stay at home and do not go to work or school if ill.
-See your family doctor if you have flu like symptoms and if you had recent travel to areas with cases of swine flu. 4.

Build Up Your Immunity
-If you are a smoker, quit smoking. It harms you and your family.
-Take more fruit and vegetables. Fruit and vegetables are the most power-packed combination of nutrients your body needs for good health.
-Drink the equivalent of 8 glasses of fluid daily.
-Engage in 30 minutes of moderate intensity physical activity on 5 or more days a week.
-Learn to relax and rest. 5. Keep Your Environment Clean
-Do not throw leftover food on the floor or in the open.
-Do not leave food in common areas for stray animals.
-Do not spit on the floor and common areas.
-Throw used masks, tissue or litter into rubbish bins.


Omg...copy, paste, worry!!! darn panicked.

Too Crank That??

These few days, it's all about 'crank that' and 'crack that'... right lance? haha.

Hermm...



Today, very fun...tomorrow...not so sure..Next week, hopefully I'll be smiling the whole way through. :(

Haha...played basketball till got cracked mans...WOO!
haha... lols


Daryl didn't come due to blurness.
Lance didn't come due to metrosexuality...
Malcolm...pathetic, no comments.
haha?well...thats just too bad for the four of us...Not being able to have fun together.Nvm...some other times and we'll party/laugh/stunts till we drop.

Oh wells...addicted to Facenoob...haha!

HEHEHE!!

Oh wow...great day I suppose? NOT!

Hi...Update.Updated.Sleepy-Now.

Ahh yess...I hadn't been blogging lately.Two reasons -[i] I went for ER09 Conference
-[ii] I don't have time at all to touch the comp. [besides today]

ER09 Youth Conference.Other than terrific/magnificient/awesome/great/WOO! , there's no other way to describe it..haha.
Oh Yes, The Holiness of The Environment!
Er...Vanessa, Sharlynn, Melissa were also there.
Well, I certainly had alot ...a lot of fun.Don't know abt the three of them..
ahemcoughmelissaahemsniffsahem haha...oh goshies...Sadly, very sadly I was ambushed/stalked by some 'orang Filipino' and geez,I had ' lots of fun time ' =wasted my time there, should have spend it on GOD instead of piti-ing her,I'm too nice to people.sheesh...darn Vanessa!!Why did you take the photo?!

Moving on,I learned many things abt my Dear Lord.Yes!
Singing praises, listening to talks from Jude Antoine=AWESOME!
Oh yess...The ER09 CONCERT!!!??Great,Beautiful!!!
Sadly, I didn't bring my camera, so sadly I don't have any pics of the event.Well, you can go to the one and only LANCEWANTSPEACE.BLOGSPOT.COM!!! *claps**cheers* To see more awesome, funny?, sexy pics[only himself], and etcetc.

Unacceptable??Connection Failure??Laziness?? to visit his blog, THATS JUST TOO BAD FOR YOU THEN.
Haiya...got 5things to clear off now.
1-Salinan x5 (amazing)
2-More Salinan but same.
3-Revision for Uji Diri.
4-Sejarah Work.Chptr 1-4
5-Enjoy the Holidays. DUH!