Probably One of The Longest Post...

Warning!Warning!Warning!Warning!
Following post contain vulgar and uncivilize words and phrases.So I'll kindly ask you to ignore it and have a great day ahead of you.


.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.

So yeah...before I go for my super enjoyable awesome vacation of the month at the study room/library..filled with stacks of my notes,my crap,my food and drinks,my papers,my books and my etcetc... I would like to post a long post so long its longer that your toilet roll wtf?..so yeah.Let the scrolling begin!
.
.
.
.
.
.

.

.

.

.

> Thoughts from A Real Man's heart > >

Man=Sad yet WOOHOO!

Woman=very much the same as the men just blehh man...

Thought 1>

When we are born, our mothers get the compliments and the
flowers.When we are married, our brides get the presents

and the publicity.

When we die, our widows get the life insurance.

What do women want to be liberated from? pfft..no offense
.
.

Thought 2>

The average man's life consists of:

Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going,

The next forty years or more of having his wife ask the same question;
and at the end, the mourners wondering too where he is going.>

> > Thought 3> I miss you!

Everyone in the wedding ceremony was watching the radiant
bride as her father escorted her down the aisle to give

away to the groom..... They reached the altar and the

waiting groom; the bride kissed her father and

placed something in his hand. Everyone in the room was

wondering what was given to the father by the bride.

The father could feel the suspense in the air and all eyes
were on him to divulge the secret and say something. So he

announced :

'Ladies and Gentlemen. Today is the luckiest day of

my life ...' Then he raised his hands with what his

daughter gave him and continued, 'My daughter
finally, finally returned my Credit Card to me.'

The whole audience including the priest started laughing .

... But not the poor Groom ! ! !

.

.

.

.

And now the Best one. . . . .or the Best I could find/afford. xD

Thought 4> I love You!

A Man was walking down a street when he heard a voice from

behind, 'If you take one more step, a brick will

fall down on your head and kill you.'

.
.

The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of

him. The man was astonished. He went on, and after a

while he was going to cross the road. Once again the voice

shouted, 'Stop ! Stand still ! If you take

one more step a car will run over you, and you will die.'>

.
.
.

The man did as he was instructed, just as a car came

careening around the corner, barely missing him. The
man asked. 'Who are you?'

'I am your guardian angel,' the voice answered.'Oh, yeah?' the man said 'And where the Hell were you when I got married?'

So yeah...thats what you get, dudes...lets be bachelor for life!

haha...

next sub-post!

.
.

so er...NEXT, watch MadTV Oprah...on youtube.

NEXT!

Meet CURRAN CHAI!!!!(if you know who he is) Just kidding.These are homeless homies who wants $$$

[Below] Need Money To Get Drunk So That 2 Women Can Take Me Home And Molest ME!

Donations Accepted At whoyourdaddy.com/spankmeharder....

smartass...their research is drunk can they get.Damn man...smart.I could never think of such reasons...Seems like some epic movie he's going through...

The next one is about a bird and another bird.

Hopefully you don't cry or whatever...don't cry

The husband is by his dying wife which unfortunately got knock by a car and is seriously injured.

He's trying to protect his wife from whatever is coming risking his life for her...see so keng mans..............................................Even give her food...sobs /.\

Sadly she died..sobs..

the husband tries to wake her up even though he should know she's already dead.

Haiz...sadlah.Finally just keeps quiet and still.
He just lost his beloved..are you crying? o.o I'm tear.. T.T

SO YEAH...I HOPE YOU ENJOYED THIS POST.
WILL POST SOON AFTER I FIGHT THE TSUNAMI OF EXAMINATION.
Cheers.